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Wear A Fucking Mask - Kris Kristofferson Filk

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Too many nose dudes on the journey home from work today. I blame them for this. And so should you. Fuck nose dudes.


Thanks, and apologies to Kris Kristofferson.



Lyrics:


Mr Marvin Middle Aged is really in a stew
Wondering what the younger generation's coming to
And the taste of his Martini doesn't please his bitter tongue
Please just wear a fucking mask

Wear a fucking mask,
Wear a fucking mask,
In the light of COVID, it's not much to ask
Viral exhalation's poisoning the nation
Here's a revelation:
Wear your fucking mask

Nasal Nigel Nose Dude is really feeling sore
Wondering what the fleshy lump above his mouth is for
He must think you get infected from exposure of the chin
Please just tuck your nozzle in

Wear a fucking mask,
Wear a fucking mask,
Wear it fucking properly, it's not much to ask
Viral exhalation's poisoning the nation
Here's a revelation:
Wear your fucking mask

Hairy Harry Hipster thinks it's all a massive lie
Just a big conspiracy like chemtrails in the sky
It bothers him to think that every doctor in the world is saying
Please Just Wear A Fucking Mask

Wear a fucking mask,
Wear a fucking mask,
We're not fucking joking, it's not much to ask
Viral exhalation's poisoning the nation
Here's a revelation:
Wear your fucking mask.
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