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The Squeeze Ums - Dairy Fan (Highwayman Parody)

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The Squeeze Ums are back with a country rock favorite! We really show how big of dairy fans we are although we struggle with lactose un our new song "Dairy Fan" ENJOY!

This is a parody of "Highwayman" by The Highwaymen.

LYRICS:
Poot:
I was a dairy fan.
My colon blown and went awry
Creamed corn and cold milk blew me wide
Many a milk maids we're the causes to my pain
Tummy had faltered, caused the light mud hershey stains
The lactose clung me to the seat of muddy pies
But I'll still drink pasturized.

Moist:
I ate some cheese curds
Could had sworn my gut was fine
Amid ice cream, I felt decline
I failed to hunker down and torn a liquid blow
My cheeks got sauced and curdled by exhale colon flow
And when that fart poo coughed, I guess I've taken ill
But my tummy isn't filled.

Soft:
Im a fan of yogurt
Yoplait and Dannon were the kind
Peel top or bottle, I did not mind
The date was older than the title on the bottle
I ripped a smell and the wet excrete had blown
That dairy drink played to the tune of a note thats brown
But my body is now unbound
All dairy comes from cows

ALL: from cows from cows from cows from cows from cows...

Squeak:
I spy an omlette amassed with cheddar and ham thats fried
Or a tart of quiche, I can't decide
Ill try a taste to test in my skillet or my pan
Relapsed and ate, became a dairy fan again
Then I paid swiftly with a stinker, plop, and strain
But I won't refrain
And the dairy i'll drink again, and again, and again, and again, and again....
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