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RTÉ Scandal - Montrose Prison Blues - Johnny Cash Style

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In light of the recent RTÉ scandal(s), what would a Johnny Cash style song be like?

I give you, Montrose Prison Blues.

Lyrics:

The gravy train’s a comin, it’s coming to an end
And you aint seeing Dee Forbes, no never see her again
I’m stuck in Montrose Prison and this keeps draggin on
But I’ll get a golden handshake, coz there’s no financial cop on

We’ll I’m a nepo baby and my daddy told me ‘son
I got you a cushy job in RTE one’
Well I got a man in Renault, he looks after me
And we’ll say this 75k, is for consultancy

Well my back hurst from meeting in their fancy sponsored cars
They’re probably writin musicals and smokin big cigars
Well I know I have it comin, at the public accounts committee
And I’ll wear a pair of flip flops, bought by your licence fee

Well if they freed me from montrose prison, is these barter accounts were mine
I’d add another zero on these secret payments of mine
Far from Montrose prison, that’s where I want to stay
And I’d screw the licence payer, every single day
Category
Johnny Cash
Tags
RTE, SCANDAL, PAYMENTS
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