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Parkland Prison Blues (Johnny Cash Parody)

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Senioritis at its best.

LYRICS:
I hear that bus a comin'
I just rolled outta bed
And I can't show a smile
My life is full of dread

I'm stuck in Parkland Prison
And time keeps moving slow
Just give me my diploma
It's my time to go

When I was just in first grade
My momma told me son
Always be a good boy
Play games and have some fun

But those days are far behind me
There's no going back
Why can't we still have recess
And a midday snack

I bet there's rich kids showing off
Their air pods in the hall
Probably texting during class
And vaping in the stalls

But I know I had it comin'
I know I can't be free
But these halls are filled with anguish
That's what tortures me

If they freed me from this prison
If that college life was mine
I bet I'd run up to Penn State
And join the creamery line

Far from Parkland Prison
That's where I want to stay
And I'll let my graduation
Blow my blues away
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