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One Piece at a Time (Johnny Cash / Donald Trump song parody)

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We'll get Donald Trump little by little, one charge at a time. Song parody of "One Piece at a Time" by Johnny Cash.

=== Lyrics ===

This woman (E. Jean) said she'd been defamed
So Donald jumped forward (without any shame)
Saying she said that just because she’s a Democrat

He said he likes to rape women (just not her type)
Accusations like hers are for fame or for hype
'Cause we know all septuagenarians love stuff like that

Now his lawyer, she wasn't up to the task
Of a federal trial, she didn't know how to ask
Any questions, she was just used to talking to MAGA rubes

We don't really know when or how she got hired
Or how she's avoided (so far) getting fired
We think Don keeps her ‘round just cause he likes her boobs

We'll get him one charge at a time
Until he pays every dime
When the verdict comes, he'll turn from orange to pale

And though he tries real hard to delay
We're gonna make him pay
He'll have to put Mar-a-Lago up for sale

Well, when Fani charged him in 2023
We halfway expected that he’d up and flee
But he showed up for that mugshot and he just glared

Then he lost some appeals and co-defendants flipped
And his lawyers they scrambled when he went off script
In his late night posts, you could tell then that he was real scared

He kept telling his lies at a feverish pace
‘Bout the DA and judge on his big RICO case
He'd get himself all hepped up for-a-late night tirade

When his followers threatened the people he tagged
Himself and his lawyers together got gagged
And these lawyers had no idea if they'd ever get paid

We'll get him one charge at a time
Until he pays for all his crimes
When the verdict comes, he'll turn from orange to pale

And though he tries real hard to delay
We're gonna put him away
He'll spend his golden years rotting in jail

In 2024, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34
(if he's still alive)

In 2035, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45
(doin’ hard time)

=== Credits ===

"One Piece at a Time" by Johnny Cash, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uErKI0zWgjg

"Donald Trump without the fake tan" by Jen Lewis @thisjenlewis
https://twitter.com/thisjenlewis/status/717108151221248001

Other photos: various via Google Image Search

Illustrations: Midjourney AI

Lyrics by Patrick Fitzgerald

Thanks to @kellyshomemadekitchen for suggesting this song! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoIf_80ZNygku8Xb2hLrV8g
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