Well, I woke up Monday morning to my alarm telling me it’s time for work.
And they frown on beer for breakfast so I didn’t, I had a burrito instead.
Then I fumbled through my closet for my clothes hoping my wife had cleaned my shirt.
And I shaved my face and cleaned my hair and made some coffee to start the day.
Id smoked some meat the night before on the Traeger grill that I had got for Christmas.
So, I packed it in a zip lock bag and packed it in a cooler I could take with me.
Then I walked to the street to warm my truck up because you know it was a cold winter.
And it took about three tries before that son of a gun would crank over.
You know the Monday morning problems. Tuesdays don’t seem quite as bad. Wednesday is what we call the Humpday. Thursday, Friday is the end. We are working for the weekend. Saturday and Sunday.
But we all know what will follow, Monday morning problems
I parked and checked my mirror and realized I hadn’t brushed my hair.
Yeah, go listen to the first verse I said that I had shaved and cleaned it.
I wondered if I should go home, and somewhere far away I heard my boss
screaming, and it echoed through the city, asking if I’m coming in to start my shift.
You know the Monday morning problems. Tuesdays don’t seem quite the same. Wednesday now that is Humpday. Thursday, Friday is the end. We are working for the weekend. Saturday and Sunday.
But we all know what will follow Monday morning problems
And they frown on beer for breakfast so I didn’t, I had a burrito instead.
Then I fumbled through my closet for my clothes hoping my wife had cleaned my shirt.
And I shaved my face and cleaned my hair and made some coffee to start the day.
Id smoked some meat the night before on the Traeger grill that I had got for Christmas.
So, I packed it in a zip lock bag and packed it in a cooler I could take with me.
Then I walked to the street to warm my truck up because you know it was a cold winter.
And it took about three tries before that son of a gun would crank over.
You know the Monday morning problems. Tuesdays don’t seem quite as bad. Wednesday is what we call the Humpday. Thursday, Friday is the end. We are working for the weekend. Saturday and Sunday.
But we all know what will follow, Monday morning problems
I parked and checked my mirror and realized I hadn’t brushed my hair.
Yeah, go listen to the first verse I said that I had shaved and cleaned it.
I wondered if I should go home, and somewhere far away I heard my boss
screaming, and it echoed through the city, asking if I’m coming in to start my shift.
You know the Monday morning problems. Tuesdays don’t seem quite the same. Wednesday now that is Humpday. Thursday, Friday is the end. We are working for the weekend. Saturday and Sunday.
But we all know what will follow Monday morning problems
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- Kris Kristofferson
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