Crouchy the Red Neck Wombat
Has a very tiny hose
And whenever he shows it
quite often it just blows!
For he has a little problem
only his misses knows
When he gets excited
Pop! Off it goes!
Then one sunny Tindal eve
Chocolate came to say
Crouchy with your hose so bright
Why don't you tighten up your fittings tonight
Now the garden plants all love him
They smile back at him with glee
Now the garden hose is fixed again
They get watered with H2O not, pee!
F#ckheads
Has a very tiny hose
And whenever he shows it
quite often it just blows!
For he has a little problem
only his misses knows
When he gets excited
Pop! Off it goes!
Then one sunny Tindal eve
Chocolate came to say
Crouchy with your hose so bright
Why don't you tighten up your fittings tonight
Now the garden plants all love him
They smile back at him with glee
Now the garden hose is fixed again
They get watered with H2O not, pee!
F#ckheads
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